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A wild slushie in its native habitat.
The flavored ice occurs naturally off the coast of Greenland. A common slushie will fill about 50,000 cups once butchered and distributed to slushie machines.
Slushies are in no danger of going extinct, but there is a question of cruelty as the common procedure to capture the slushie involves a harpoon, two tasers and a drill sergeant who shouts insults to distract the beast..

facts-i-just-made-up:

A wild slushie in its native habitat.

The flavored ice occurs naturally off the coast of Greenland. A common slushie will fill about 50,000 cups once butchered and distributed to slushie machines.

Slushies are in no danger of going extinct, but there is a question of cruelty as the common procedure to capture the slushie involves a harpoon, two tasers and a drill sergeant who shouts insults to distract the beast..

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