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jayaholic:

ahme:

SANTA CRUZ, CA

I was bout to say, this is Santa Cruz before I saw the caption

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psyducker:

*marries u but only as a friend*

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All I want to do is watch Brooklyn Nine-Nine for the rest of the night, but no, I actually responsibilities again tomorrow. I DONT LOOK FORWARD TO THE TRAFFIC TOMORROW MORNING.

sailingonsuccess:

Hey haha maybe private conversations are private for a reason idk man haha

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kanyes-wife:

i hate looking ugly the first time i meet someone like wait i can do better than this i swear

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zooso:

a little something to brighten your day 

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kasi-putangina:

currently cringing bc holly just reminded me of my$p4c3 d4ysZ lmao

"PC4PC???"

"OH MY GOD WHY AM I NOT IN YOUR TOP 8 WHAT THE FUCK"

"UGH I’M SO BORED OF MY LAYOUT BUT IDK WTF TO CHANGE IT TO"

"EW THAT BITCH COPIED MY LAYOUT I’M CHANGING IT"

"OMG I CAN’T DECIDE WHICH SONG I WANT ON MY PAGE"

"UR SO CUTE LOL I OWN DIS PIX OK"

"WSUP BITCHES THIS IS _______ HACKIN MA HOMIE’S PAGE"

those were dark times..

such dark, dark times….

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HOW TO GET GIRLS

officialtuxedo:

1. Buy an extremely large amount of snow

2. Send it to the girl you like

3. Call her up a few days later and say “did you get my drift”

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